Here you can ask me anything and I will answer it as well as possible
Some questions that I have been asked, and my answers...
Q: If a tree falls somewhere, will someone hear it?(Submitted by Boba Fett [I bet that's not evne your real name])
A: Yes, of course. Certainly not everybody will hear it, but most probably someone in outer space or under water would hear it (because sound travels better than water, and people in space have microphones and big speakers).
Q: Are you or have you ever been a member of a comunist dishwasher party? (Submitted by Uncle Michael)
A: No... and who have you been talking to?
Q: Why isnt there a cowboy sandwich? (Submitted by Cam)
A: Because no one has been to venus yet
Q: How can a man legally marry 10 women without getting a legal means of seperation and without any of them dying? (Submitted by nobody)
A: Well... he would usually ask a priest very kindly if he would wed the groom and brides-to-be.
Means of separation : Acetone
Means of bonding : Super Glue
Q: If a demon, or as we have come to know them, if a cat attacks a naked man named Frank in the middle of New York, does that man have the right to have an abortion, or is it strictly an immigration problem? (Submitted by Matt)
A: 72.. er wait... if it was fred it'd be 72, however you mentioned Frank... Thusly the answer is (of coruse) thursday
Q: Given the choice, would you tie your shoe or look in a garage? (Submitted by Mandy)
A: Shoes, if only for the sheer effect that my shoes contain no laces what so ever!
Q: A train is traveling south at 100 miles per pie, how much sand is in the bucket? (Submitted by Mandy)
A: None, the entire question is flawed. Relying heavily on the "Green Doghouse" theory. However if we are to take the "Green Doghouse" theory at face value, the correct answer becomes aparent: None, Ice-cream don't have bones (usuallly).
