Mandy - My girlfriend. The best person in the world. I love her more than pie. Free Pie even.
Ham - It is one of the best lunch meats in the world, wonderful with dijon mustard and Mayonaisse.
Shiny Objects - I find shiny objects wondeful, they can be very distracting though, most people think that only mentally handicapped people like chiny objects but that's untrue, I mean, just look at me .... why are you looking at me? QUIT LOOKING AT ME!
Pandas - In my mind, pandas are the cutest of all the melanoleuca species.
Polish Hotdogs - Hotdogs were great and then the Poles came along and make them spicier and longer, and added saurkraut, man, those poles are cool!
Poles - I love pretty much all shiny objects, but this strange disease rendered me unable to see vertical objects, to me poles are nothing more than ... nothing.
Nachos - Chips are good, cheese is good, cheese on chips are even better, need I say more?
The Letter 'Q' - Such an unused letter, it is almost like the 'Y' of vowels, it is the 'Q' of consenants if you will.
Pirates - The first time I met a pirate I was still in diapers, oh about 3 weeks ago. Anyways, the first thing I heard a pirate say was "Land Lubber" which to me sounded alot like "Panda Rubber" and being the semi-sydlexic person that I am I instantly thought that they had said "Free cotton candy" so I walked up to the pirate and . . . . . Woah, my brain just kinda stopped for a second there, where was I? Oh yeah...
Free Cotton Candy - I love cotton candy.
Llamas - Yup, Llamas, if you write the word really condensed it looks like Uamas, or if you write it backwards it looks like "Free Cotton Candy".
Free Cotton Candy - Boy, cotton candy is great, and its FREE!
Finishing sentences be wither saying "End of sentence" or clasping my hands around my ears and mumbling incoherently until everyone shuts up then raising a finger as to make a point and running head first into a wall - yeah, I'm obsessed with doing that.

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It seems you were trying to access my webpage with a browser that doesn't work correctly. You see, I work hard on my webpage making sure it is compliant with CSS2 and XHTML 1.1 standards, but unfortunately Internet Explorer doesn't follow the standards put forth by the W3C.

A proper analogy would be toasters. Imagine if you will two toasters, the Firefox toaster and the Explorer toaster. All kitchens with windows come with the Explorer toaster built in. Unfortunately it's attached to everything in your kitchen so removing it is near impossible. The Firefox toaster just plugs into an outlet and you're done, if you don't like it then you can just unplug it and throw it away.

Both toasters make toast, but the Explorer sometimes burns toast, epsecially toast that was compliant with the bakers standards. Bakers have to go out of their way to make toast that doesn't burn in the Explorer toaster which can sometimes mean it takes longer to toast on other toasters. Now you remember how the Explorer toaster was wired into the whole kitchen? Well if there is a malicious baker out there he can make bread that when toasted by the Explorer toaster will take control of your kitchen.

With the Explorer toaster you can only make one piece of toast at a time, and if you want to make more you have to take out another Explorer toaster. Eventually your whole counter is filled with Explorer toasters and you don't have any room to see your blender. Then the Firefox toaster came around and introduced a new concept of "Tabbed Toasting", which means you can toast as many pieces of toast as you want in the toaster without it taking up any more counter space.

I hope I've insipired you to try Firefox or any other standards compliant web browser.