Tuesday Thesis
Thursdays will always win over the trout because of their awe-inspiring skills at the art of pruning. Mighty the trout may be due to their amazing speed at which they traverse the rivers, however both Thursday and trout know, Tuesday is no day for corn.
Veranda
Lunch today was beef
Bring him forth, make him paddle
Swimming in beef lakes
A Poem
Fish fear the Thursdays
For they know Thursdays triumph
Last verse is trickey...
Iambic Pentagon
Haiku rhymes with pie
Ok, it doesn't really
But rye rhymes with pie
Soul Seeking
Potato, yes... life
The life of a potato
Tis a lonely one
Germany
Reflective window
Pools of sparkling saur kraut
Jumping bananas
Verse-imolation
I slept for many an hour today
Breaking in my new pajamas
Abraham Lincoln decided against ham
Wonderfully pruned his hedges were
The oceans ran full of carp
Chilled Sausage
Cardboard, flying majesticaly
Rabbits, slowly evolving
Crystals, ever hearing
Green, sweetest of the transition metals
The smell of green
Green hats
Flu cats
Red nose
Garden hose
Bacon handle
Scented candle
Electric lava fish
Pole Vaulter
A chair
A bear
A care
A rare
Care not for the rare bear chair
Winking Coat
There was once a man who owned a cow
The cow, they say wouldn't bow
He twisted and turned
Abut it only just churned
and turned the cows milk into butter
Poodles of the Wild West
Movement...
Pain
Movement...
Sorrow
Movement...
Exertion
Movement...
Futile
Sleep...
Blissfull
Why I hate the Beach
Sand
In my socks
Sand
In my hair
Sand
In my ear
Sand
In my eyes
Man...
I hate the beach
Radish Plankton
Triumph of the buckets
They march through the forest
Pushing trees aside
Knocking down earthlings
Caring not where they've hidden
Relentless do they travel
Throughout high and low
Silly buckets dreaming
I fill it with water...
Pot pies
Willy Wonka
Making chocolate
Sally Struthers
Eating chocolate
Billy Bob Redneck
Has bad tooth
Make him happy
With a nooth (noose doesn't rhyme)
I don't mean kill him...
I mean the truth
Give him chocolate
And fear the sooth
Rope?
Making rope
Eating lunch
Making rope
Eating dinner
Making rope
Eating breakfast
Making rope
The french surrender
These are a few of my favorite things
Friday wins
Monday looses
Wednesday forgets
Sunday rememembers
Buying eggs?
Use a basket!
Smells like cabbage
Gypsies
In my hat
Gypsies
With a bat
Gypsies
Eating Cat
Gypsies
Fill the rat
Tastes like wood
Paint
Practice
Paint
Practice
Paint
Practice
Pork
Potato cake
The silverware runs rampant
Corrupting the tiny painted minds
Use the acetone...
Perfect...
A potato mind...
Welcome... to the desert... of the real
There is no spoon
There is no fork
There is no knife
Only foons, sporks and death
I could have been your father
Ham sandwiches
Pickled yams
Beige Laundry
Serpentine cakes
Row that kayak
Heat the fyord
Beware peeps...
Time runs short
I though that was a bird...
Sporks flowing in the water
Yellow sporks, white sporks
Sandwich sporks and soup sporks
Inferior inteligence...
I ask the spork "What's your name?"
It replys "Magelen"
Silly spork... so much have you to learn
Captain Dingo
Seven days in a week
Four weeks in a month
Twelve months in a year
Cheese years in a pie
Pie sporks in the sand
Fear... fear... the lincoln logs
Lord of the radiuses
Extruding paper
Counting higher
Listening to fasting liars
Wake up... It's sunday
Rabbit Carrots
Llama hat
With a bat
Sitting near a crupting cat
Thissle faced donkey mat
Lookout!... There's an inflateable raft
Spawn of Jump
Carots with marmots
Howling at the moon
Riding pies with a spoon
Amidst a meteor shower of magnanamouse proportions
Ham Salad
My Badger is large
Help Me With my Cart
It's Heavy
And I'm tired
Give me some cheese
And I'll eat your Llama
Harmonica Jambouri
There's something in my nose
It has a harmonica
Give me some expensive lettuce
Now watch me spin
Watching the wilderness of my mind
I play my music on my harpsichord
Listen to the Hums of the losenges
watch the little man dance,
dance little man, dance
Eat my streudel of death
Cup full of angels
Watch the panda's sing
eat the cans of gasoline
look at the walabys
feast on the explosive bees
lips of fire with passive sponges
kick him out, and hold no grunges
Calamari on Rye
Never are we without feet
Sometimes are we without shoes
Three toed sloth
No more emues
... And Bagels
Socks
Rocks
Pox
Box
Fox
Locks
Docks
Soup
Beige Doesn't Matter
Wipe your feet
Eat more meat
Spill your milk
On your kilt
So it didn't rhyme
Give me a time...
Seventy Two
That's not a time
Sae Bird Poker
Aloof
A Roof
Two Mooses
Not Two Meeces
One Ruse
Two Rye
No Deuces
Three Aces and Two Gooses
Slide into gold
A Nose
A Rose
All of which you can pick
But please, don't use your
Gilded Plastic
Door Knocker
French Poodle
Scrambled Eggs
My Fried Noodle
Pickled Yams
Wonderful Streudle
Noodled Soap
Reflection on the wall
Why are you so small
Thrown by a shiny rubber ball
Wow, that was a wierd masking tape doll


