8/1/02/ 2:29 AM PST
Booooooks
ghost
and that face..
jead
THOIMGU!
EHPNPINNN!
::thus concludes the deathroes of scott::
7/9/02 4:33 PM PST
You see, there is this man. He has a hat. With his hat there are many small mammals in it. Those mammals he has are part of a galactic spy ring with random bits of bacon strewn about. Those random bits of bacon are actually sub atomic mice. If you are wondering how mice can become sub atomic, then you belong outside you pasty boy. This concludes my potato interface
6/5/02 11:31 PM PST
Hampster Wheels would greatly degrade my personal enjoyment of alkazeltzer. If we had 12 legs I do declare that the galactic economy would plummet due to lack of carrots. Another thing about celery... it's green. Right now I am sitting. You see when I first came into this room I was standing. I decided to see how this standing thing would pan out and so I continued to stand for quite some time. When the marmotts in my brain started to chitter louder and my legs began to give way I decided to colapse into a laying position. There was only one problem with the surface I had chosen to lay upon; it was far too vertical. Once again I shifted positions and hence I found a seated position. The marmotts have ceased their insesant chittering and have begun to regail me in war stories of the great legume war of 2056... To make a long story short, bubble gum doesn't belong in your hair, and if I ever catch you with it again, it's to the pricipals office with you.
4/21/02 2:14:24 AM PST
I had an epiphany at this exact moment. I am like a potato and lettuce. Not together mind you, I'm just using it as a comparison. You see to me lettuce is like a blank canvas, one doesn't eat lettuce just so they can eat lettuce. People eat lettuce only after adorning it with various accessories (dressing, tomatoes, bacon-bits). And people only look at art when it's been accesorized (painted on, rubbed with, etc.) So if we are going by my general theory, potatoes fall in the same category, due to the fact that people don't eat potatoes until it is adorned with such things as butter, chives, or sour cream. Now comes to the epiphone part, I am like a potato because I am usually used as a base for describing people (ex. Take Scott, add about a foot in height and give him a moustache) for this reason I am like lettuce and a potato.
10/30/01 6:40 PM PST
HOLY COW
I thought you were someone else
then again I though I was someone else too
Actually
I thought I was a lemon
I amused myself by jumping in and out of a gin&tonic
actually it wasn't a jin and tonic
it was a small lake
but the lake didn't know it was a lake
it thought it was a cat
boy howdy
you have never seen a cat that was soooo angry at itself
becuase cats don't like water
and a cat being made out of water
heh
wow
anycrackerjacks
stopnotusingspaces
infidel
no its a new word for anywho
or anyway
like anywhoosle
gotanycrackerjacks is a new word for anyhoo?
10/30/01 6:46 PM PST
SACRELIAGE
OR
sacs of peas
either way the yaks are getting angry
11/2/01 10:00 AM PST
Oh no!
Maybe he fell down!
Maybe he used his left hand too...
I'm so sad... he's like a turtle.
11/5/01 11:31 AM PST
There's always a peach papaya
...
two...
two...
two...
two...
January...
February...
March...
April...
May...
Five
Five Two Two
8/30/01 2:30 PM PST
Wait a minute...
There's more than one card in this deck...
11/6/01 4:35 PM PST
This...
White lacking in all forms of Mercury.
Sister...
Syster...
Syst...
Cyst...
Tooth...
Teeth...
Happens...
What happens?
Teeth happen
Your cat has thirteen more legs than it should..
Oh no!
That's no moon...
That's a space station
11/13/01 7:55 AM PST
My eye!
It's almost exactly like me ear!
Booooooks
ghost
and that face..
jead
THOIMGU!
EHPNPINNN!
::thus concludes the deathroes of scott::
7/9/02 4:33 PM PST
You see, there is this man. He has a hat. With his hat there are many small mammals in it. Those mammals he has are part of a galactic spy ring with random bits of bacon strewn about. Those random bits of bacon are actually sub atomic mice. If you are wondering how mice can become sub atomic, then you belong outside you pasty boy. This concludes my potato interface
6/5/02 11:31 PM PST
Hampster Wheels would greatly degrade my personal enjoyment of alkazeltzer. If we had 12 legs I do declare that the galactic economy would plummet due to lack of carrots. Another thing about celery... it's green. Right now I am sitting. You see when I first came into this room I was standing. I decided to see how this standing thing would pan out and so I continued to stand for quite some time. When the marmotts in my brain started to chitter louder and my legs began to give way I decided to colapse into a laying position. There was only one problem with the surface I had chosen to lay upon; it was far too vertical. Once again I shifted positions and hence I found a seated position. The marmotts have ceased their insesant chittering and have begun to regail me in war stories of the great legume war of 2056... To make a long story short, bubble gum doesn't belong in your hair, and if I ever catch you with it again, it's to the pricipals office with you.
4/21/02 2:14:24 AM PST
I had an epiphany at this exact moment. I am like a potato and lettuce. Not together mind you, I'm just using it as a comparison. You see to me lettuce is like a blank canvas, one doesn't eat lettuce just so they can eat lettuce. People eat lettuce only after adorning it with various accessories (dressing, tomatoes, bacon-bits). And people only look at art when it's been accesorized (painted on, rubbed with, etc.) So if we are going by my general theory, potatoes fall in the same category, due to the fact that people don't eat potatoes until it is adorned with such things as butter, chives, or sour cream. Now comes to the epiphone part, I am like a potato because I am usually used as a base for describing people (ex. Take Scott, add about a foot in height and give him a moustache) for this reason I am like lettuce and a potato.
10/30/01 6:40 PM PST
HOLY COW
I thought you were someone else
then again I though I was someone else too
Actually
I thought I was a lemon
I amused myself by jumping in and out of a gin&tonic
actually it wasn't a jin and tonic
it was a small lake
but the lake didn't know it was a lake
it thought it was a cat
boy howdy
you have never seen a cat that was soooo angry at itself
becuase cats don't like water
and a cat being made out of water
heh
wow
anycrackerjacks
stopnotusingspaces
infidel
no its a new word for anywho
or anyway
like anywhoosle
gotanycrackerjacks is a new word for anyhoo?
10/30/01 6:46 PM PST
SACRELIAGE
OR
sacs of peas
either way the yaks are getting angry
11/2/01 10:00 AM PST
Oh no!
Maybe he fell down!
Maybe he used his left hand too...
I'm so sad... he's like a turtle.
11/5/01 11:31 AM PST
There's always a peach papaya
...
two...
two...
two...
two...
January...
February...
March...
April...
May...
Five
Five Two Two
8/30/01 2:30 PM PST
Wait a minute...
There's more than one card in this deck...
11/6/01 4:35 PM PST
This...
White lacking in all forms of Mercury.
Sister...
Syster...
Syst...
Cyst...
Tooth...
Teeth...
Happens...
What happens?
Teeth happen
Your cat has thirteen more legs than it should..
Oh no!
That's no moon...
That's a space station
11/13/01 7:55 AM PST
My eye!
It's almost exactly like me ear!
