All people must have some form of dairy on their person at all times (including, but not limited to cheese, milk, and yogurt).
If you run out of room to write something, then you can continue on your forehead.
No emus allowed.
The numbers 4 and 5 shall be left out of all rules excluding this one and the 4 and 5 denoting the #4 and #5 as not being there.
All rules must have a beginning, middle, and
There will be no democracy, only hypocrisy.
Rules number 10 and 12 are to be ignored, they are silly rules.
Rule number 9 is to be ignored, you need no reason.
When in doubt, carry a large stick.
Rule number 10 us also dumb, disregard it.
Rules number 9, 10, and 12 are dumb rules, they are to be ignored at all times unless later stated otherwise..
Rule 13 is to be disregarded.
Rules 9, 10, 12, and 13 were written by a ignorant buffoon who duct taped me to the floor and high jacked my computer.
There is no rule 16.
Beans are to be carried at all times, and I withhold the right to search anyone for dairy products (including, but not limited to cheese, milk, and yogurt) and/or beans. If the substances stated above are not found on the person then they are to be prosecuted according to rules 20 or 22.
Pie is to be written in it's chemical compositional formula only.
1 + 1 no longer equals 2, but now it equals Mayonnaise
Marsupials do not make good pets, you are not allowed to keep them (if you are at this rules because of number 17, then ignore rule number 17, also disregard number 22, it is a silly question as well.)
Any person found on the premises not wearing pants will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
When in pain, don't say "Ow", say "Sauce"
The next rule is false.
The previous rules is true.
Put that down, it's my bowl of cereal.
CORreCt CAPitolIZation iS OptIONaL.
C:o?rre,ct pun;ct,uati"o'n is .also optio?;nal.
Bolding and italicising are to be used as much as possible
Rule 29 has been omitted due to the fact that it's author couldn't comprehend the magnanimousness of the italicizing, bolding AND underlining. Suffice to say, it was a silly rule and will thusly not be followed.
If you are anti-aliases, please call a doctor, I won't allow any anti-aliases people in the Free Pie Coupon

Oops, turns out you've got a bad browser.

It seems you were trying to access my webpage with a browser that doesn't work correctly. You see, I work hard on my webpage making sure it is compliant with CSS2 and XHTML 1.1 standards, but unfortunately Internet Explorer doesn't follow the standards put forth by the W3C.

A proper analogy would be toasters. Imagine if you will two toasters, the Firefox toaster and the Explorer toaster. All kitchens with windows come with the Explorer toaster built in. Unfortunately it's attached to everything in your kitchen so removing it is near impossible. The Firefox toaster just plugs into an outlet and you're done, if you don't like it then you can just unplug it and throw it away.

Both toasters make toast, but the Explorer sometimes burns toast, epsecially toast that was compliant with the bakers standards. Bakers have to go out of their way to make toast that doesn't burn in the Explorer toaster which can sometimes mean it takes longer to toast on other toasters. Now you remember how the Explorer toaster was wired into the whole kitchen? Well if there is a malicious baker out there he can make bread that when toasted by the Explorer toaster will take control of your kitchen.

With the Explorer toaster you can only make one piece of toast at a time, and if you want to make more you have to take out another Explorer toaster. Eventually your whole counter is filled with Explorer toasters and you don't have any room to see your blender. Then the Firefox toaster came around and introduced a new concept of "Tabbed Toasting", which means you can toast as many pieces of toast as you want in the toaster without it taking up any more counter space.

I hope I've insipired you to try Firefox or any other standards compliant web browser.