1. A couch falls from the sky, what do you do?
    A) Get on it.
    B) Get under it.
    C) Run around it until you (or it) gets sick.
    D) Atempt to move it with your mind.
  2. You somehow managed to travel through time, now what do you do?
    A) Quack like a duck.
    B) Pretend you are the president of the future.
    C)
    D) Remember to invent the letter 'C'.
  3. Three chipmunks come up to you, one asks if he can punch you, another asks if he can kick you, the other asks for a dollar, what do you do?
    A) Kick the first and the third.
    B) Kick the first and the second.
    C) Kick the second and the third.
    D) Kick all of them and run.
  4. Why?
    A) Your mom.
    B) France.
    C) Thursday.
    D) Oh no, they've found me!
  5. Did you throw that?
    A) Yes.
    B) Certainly.
    C) Without a doubt.
    D) Of course.
  6. Why did you throw that?
    A) Because.
    B) I didn't.
    C) France?
    D) x²+y+=¾p³-9
  7. Why Are you lying?
    A) I'm not.
    B) I asked you first.
    C) Yeah well... um... Shut up.
    D) 56
  8. What is your favorite letter?
    A) Watermellon
    B) Trout
    C) Triangle
    D) Eleven
  9. What is your favorite fruit?
    A) U
    B) J
    C) K
    D) V
  10. Bagel?
    A) Mother?
    B) Onion.
    C) Garlic.
    D) Sweedish.
  11. What's that?
    A) *Mumble*
    B) Nothing...
    C) Who wants to know?
    D) Trout.
  12. If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?
    A) Rose Tree.
    B) Stink Bush.
    C) Asphault Tree.
    D) Purple house plant noose tree.
  13. Tom Hanks?
    A) Bacon powder.
    B) Sandwich.
    C) Yodel.
    D) Wilson?
  14. Who is the weakest link?
    A) Germany.
    B) Russia.
    C) Banana.
    D) Albatros.
  15. 16 + 17 = ?
    A) Eleventy-eight.
    B) Thursday-five.
    C) Thirteen-fifty.
    D) twenty-febtober.
  16. Why isn't there a #16?
    A) You are biased against all perfect squares except for 1, 4, and 9.
    B) Deja Vu.
    C) You are biased against all perfect squares except for 1, 4, and 9.
    D) Deja Vu.
  17. Do you believe what I am saying?
    A) uh...
    B) Yes.
    C) No.
    D) erm...
  18. What did I just tell you?
    A) Uhhh...
    B) Hmmm.
    C) ...
    D) Erm...
  19. How well do you think you did on the test?
    A) 15 feet.
    B) 180%
    C) I need to sharpen my pencil.
    D) Can I use the bathroom?
  20. What is that?
    A) An improved carrot.
    B) Third Potato
    C) Radish of death
    D) Nothing (Idiot!)
  21. How many fingers am I holding up?
    A) Beige
    B) Three
    C) Five
    D) Nose
  22. Wootle dog court llama mint. Mint red people gate, lincoln radish corn??
    A) Baby
    B) Crisp
    C) Monkey
    D) Ride
  23. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
    A) Nine
    B) Shoe
    C) Three
    D) Four hundred and fifty two
  24. Yes?
    A) Yes
    B) No
    C) Maybe
    D) It depends, what speed is that going at?
  25. What is fuzzy logic?
    A) Furry RAM
    B) Yes, no, and maybe
    C) Orange
    D) It's what happens to soup when it becomes sentient
  26. Without pie, the world would be?
    A) Chaos
    B) Utopia
    C) Suicidal
    D) Orange
  27. Have you answered 'yes' to all of the previous questions?
    A) No
    B) Nope
    C) Negative
    D) Orange
  28. Orange?
    A) Hey Do you like this?
    B) I'll ask the questions around here!
    C) Oh sorry
    D) You had better be!
  29. What question number is this in binary?
    A) 11110
    B) Yes
    C) Orange
    D) This isn't in binary
  30. Who am I?
    A) You
    B) We
    C) Us
    D) The man on the mars
  31. If I were to strike you with a B flat, what would you do?
    A) ::Slaps elbow, commences to attack with it::
    B) ::Falls unconcious::
    C) ::Attempts to become a rabbit::
    D) ::Upon regaining conciousness, write a strongly worded letter::
  32. What color is black?
    A) Beige
    B) Red
    C) Trout
    D) Watermellon
  33. What did I just say in 1337?
    A) N00B
    B) j00
    C) EA
    D) 7|2047
  34. What's that place called you know, with the thing?
    A) Disneyland
    B) Your mom
    C) Germany
    D) Orange
  35. What's that place called you know, with the thing?
    A) Disneyland
    B) Your mom
    C) Germany
    D) Orange
  36. Kayak?
    A) But of course old bean
    B) I'm not old
    C) Sorry
    D) And I'm not a bean
  37. What is the best flavor?
    A) Grape
    B) Cherry (it's like another favorite but not as much, not as much favorite. If they have grape I'll get grape though because grape is more favorite. But if they don't I'll just get cherry because cherry is favorite anyway you know)
    C) Pineapple
    D) Orange
  38. Do you like pie?
    A) Yes
    B) Certainly
    C) Surely
    D) But of course
  39. Crisp?
    A) Crisply
    B) Crispetically
    C) Crisping
    D) Crisped


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