First of all, what is a word?
Well, llama is a word, 12 is not a word, but Twelve is, % is not a word, but per cent is, as a matter of fact per cent is two words. :-) is not a word, but Happy and Face are.

Pronounciation Key
Words that I made up
Funglopian
Words that I like (not to be confused with my favorite words)
Definitions of common words
My favorite words (not to be confused with words that I like)
Similies (like metaphors... only not)
Funny Acronyms

Pronounciation Key

\&\ as a and u in abut
\^&\ as e in kitten
\&r\ as ur/er in further
\a\ as a in ash
\A\ as a in ace
\ä\ as o in mop
\au\ as ou in out
\ch\ as ch in chin

\e\ as e in bet
\E\ as ea in easy
\g\ as g in go
\i\ as i in hit
\I\ as i in ice
\j\ as j in job
\[ng]\ as ng in sing
\O\ as o in go

\o\ as aw in law
\oi\ as oy in boy
\th\ as th in thin
\[th]\ as th in the
\ü\ as oo in loot
\u\ as oo in foot
\y\ as y in yet
\zh\ as si in vision

Words (no really, they are)

Areboretum (ar-b&r-E-tum) [n.] Latin for the community burrito
Bastement (bAst-m^&nt) [v.] The action of causing poultry to not go dry
Calendretic (cal-^&n-dret-ik) [adj.] the way one looks after having eaten celophane
Crupting (cr&pt-[ng]) [v.] an unbiased way to destroy all of man kind
Diwkiad (dü-kE-ad) [n.] The strong longing for a nearby stranger (or friend) to suddenly burst into flames and be covered in inflamable and flamable things alike
Es (is) [n.] Glasses without the glass ; frames of glasses
Frumpdumplewidth (fr&mp-d&mp-&l-width) [v.] the motion one goes through while crupting
Inflamgable (^&n-flam-g&-b&l) [v.] The process of changing from one shade of green into a jar filled with either a dabilitating disease or full of amphibians
Legumular (lA-güm-yü-l&r) [adj.] Shaped like a bean
( ) [adj.] I appologise for this word, it was written in ultra violent (not ultra violet) and has been flogged
Maflinka (m&-flEn-k&) [n.] A staple puller
Mebtongle (meb-tän-g&) [n.] The 23 month in the year
Narkintol (nar-k^&n-tol) [adj.] The feeling one gets when attacked by lawn gnomes with pasta
Naughble (nä-b&) [v.] What you do in dodge ball to not get out, catch, dodge, evade, etc. (ex. I threw the apple directly at his head, disaster was averted when he luckilly naughbled his way out from in the way of the apple.)
Nire (nIr) [n.] A Fruit, looking like an apple if it were the size of a pumpkin, tasted like grapes, and housed eel flavored corn cobs
Nit (nit) [conj.] A conjunction literally meaning "but" but it can onl be used when used to conjunct two (or three, never four or more) totally unlike things. (Ex. The man carefully crossed the street to the park nit the potatoes were far to crisp and their leader was horribly angry)
Pandaectomy (pan-d&-ek-t&-mE) [v.] to remove a panda from oneself
Pantalocity (pan-t&-lä-s&-tE) [n.] the speed ones pants go directly following the removal of the belt aparatus.
Raltish (ral-tish) [adj.] the color one turns when confronted by a moose with a can of salt
Sitation (sit-A-sh&n) [v.] The act of sitting
Spackeldumplefluffersickey (spa-k&l-d&mp-&l-fl&f-&er-sik-E) [n.] The name one give to a panda who has "over-stayed" his welcome
Spatulatize (spa-ch&-l&-tIz) [v.] when everything becomes as thin as spatulas
Spatulocity (spa-ch&-law-sit-E) [v.] when you go so fast that everything spatulatizes (Thanks to Dan for this word)
Spone (spO&n) [n.] An impromptu eating utensil (credit card, tooth brush, siblings, whicker, etc.)
Squirelestrom (skwir-&l-str&m) [n.] the speed one goes when being launched out of a catapult via a squireltres
Squireltres (skwir-&l-tres) [n.] an Aardvark launcher
Stribgner (strib-n&r) [n.] The legal process a mime goes through when wishing to aquit his fish who was practicing without a ham license
Tangrebin (tan-greb-in) [n.] The name of a someone who says the word "Teh" in every day speech
Thrumbunk (thr&m-b&nk) [v.] when one's apples cause others to dance
Troaste (trO-st) [n.] Abbreviation for "Except for catfish and puffer fish, because they look funny, Kippers, because they have the best name for fish, and sweedish fish, because they taste good, and goldfish, because they are yummy". Used in the context of "I hate fish, troaste"
Unjuluminocacity (un-j&-lüm-in-&-ka-sit-E) [n.] The ability to eat a sandwich through one's left nostril
Vedoi (ved-oi) [v.] The inability to use any word as a verb except adjictives
Yerple (y&r-p&l) [adj.] The color you get when mixing yellow and purple together

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Funglopian

(f&[ng]-lO-pE-&n) [n.] Words invented by Mandy

Cagnea (cAg-nE-&h) [n.] A word used for when certain "people" get too "sarcastic" and put everything in "quotation marks"
Fales (fA-&ls) [n.]- Those little bead-like things that come in pouches in shoes that say "DO NOT EAT"
Fioaweh (fE-O-weh) [n.] What you say when you really, really like chocobos.
Hawer (hä-&r) [n.] A word for idiots who try to make their own languages because they can't get dates to save their lives.
Hoskulars (häs-kyü-larz) [n.] Any type of salad dressing
Kaweh (kä-wE) [adj.] Word for such sucky U.S. states like "Utah", "Arkansas", "Vermont", and "Canada" Notice : When reading this outloud, be sure to make the quotation marks with your fingers
Parquee (pär-kwE) [Adv.] An exclaimation, literally translating into " "
sodifh (säd-if) [Adv.] Used an expletive, literally translating into "THE CHEESE IS EATING THE BADGER ON THE DUCT FLYING SOUTH!!!" Notice : Capitalization and punctuation are strictly prohibited when using this word
Teh (teh) [def. art.] Used in the place of "The". Used in place before nouns whenever possible (ex. Teh happy is me!)
Tihwap (tE-wap) [n.] Okay, yeah, so you know how in Monty Python and the Holy Grail the Knights Who Say Ni later "No longer say Ni" they say "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"? This is just a short version of that word...err, phrase thingy.

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Words that I like

Feel free to mix and match to form interesting sentences:

Lettuce, Monkey, Cabbage, Pirate, Banana, Orangutan, Baboon, Lozenge, Nose, Butter, Squirrel, Tunnel, Walaby, Balloon, Puddle, Sandwich, Avast, Poot, Thursday, Eleventy-two, Pillow, Milk, Zoom, Polish Hotdog, Kiwi, Pasta, Goat, Purple, Zipper, Yahtzee, Soup, Biscuit, Mugbean, Legume, Jug, Strudel, Chimichanga, Chupie, Flounder, Chinchilla, Diabolically, Oblong, Measurement, Bumble Bee Tuna, Pretzel, Hamper, Pimpled Bagel, Bison, Melodiously
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Definitions of Common words

Up - The furthest point from down
Right - the furthest point from left, unless you go so far left that you begin going right again.
Left - (See right, but reverse it)
Eleven - the number directly following 10, not quite as large as 12, but almost there; the exact number of toes on my feet total.
Down - (See up and reverse it)

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My Favorite Words

(not to be confused with words that I like)

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Similies

As intersting as watching gnats try to get out of wet paint
As close as corn flakes are green
That's as common as the moon is oak
He's as quick as I can throw him.. er.. Wait I'll get this one... Um, He's as fast as I am a bird... er. The bush is always greener when you have two in the hand, aww forget it...
The grass is always greener in the other bird... When i doubt carry a bird in the hand. Two on the fist is worth one in the basket...

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Funny Acronyms

TGSMC - That Guy Stole my Chipmunk
YSOWSGA - You smell of weasels, so go away
BOP - Bananas on patrol
VCR - Vertical Crawl Raccoon
VHS - Vehicular home sound
UHF - Undetermined hill figures
CPU - Controllable personal uprooter
RAM - Remotely activated mayonnaise
CDROM - Crazy donkeys running or maiming
SPAM - Specialized people and meat
DOOR - Delivering oranges or Rabbits
CTETNC - Chernobyl the electronic thermo-nuclear chipmunk
WTBMFSNRES - Winky, the blind multi-faceted stinky nosed racoon eating squirrel
GET - Garbage eating troll

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Pronounciation Key

Words (no really, they are)

Funglopian

Words that I like

Definitions of Common words

My Favorite Words

Similies

Funny Acronyms

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